What can I ask Siri. What to ask Siri to laugh? Contact Book

Apple's voice assistant, which is practically in every iPhone and iPad, is missing in Russia. Not knowing the Russian language, Siri with the whole latitude of their capabilities is not very interested in our compatriots. We are waiting for that soon, and the virtual person will learn the great and mighty. In this case, it is necessary to get acquainted in advance with its capabilities. Colleagues from Business Insider picked up the most impressive and interesting functions Voice assistant who will definitely want to try out.

Siri works with Wolfram Alpha. If you can now say the "Wolfram Planes Overhead" assistant, you can see flights you find in the sky above you in this moment.

Siri will easily answer you how many calories in the food that you eat, you just need to ask.

Register on the site, and want to come up with a secure password? Siri will make it for you upon request "Wolfram, Password".

Consider yourself a funny nickname and tell him Siri. Just say that now you need to call "mighty lord", and communication with a voice assistant will become markedly more fun.

Do you know the ABC Morse? Siri can teach you to any word.

Siri gladly reads you the last incoming message and will answer for you. Time to forget about the keyboard.

Siri incorrectly pronounces your name? Feel free to point to her an error. Voice assistant will be happy to learn and correct.

Delivered for the table and found that you have not enough knowledge to play? Siri has all the necessary knowledge.

Add a new reminder is as easy as I ask someone to remind anyone. Ask Siri, she will definitely not forget.

Are you driving and do not want to search for your own track on your smartphone? Siri will find for you and start playback.

If searching the desired icon on the device's home screen is not such a simple task, ask Siri to open the application for you. It does not work with all applications, but, for example, with the search for "settings", it will be perfectly cope.

It happens that Siri understands you wrong. Especially when you have to talk on a native language. You should not try to repeat the phrase completely, a fairly simple tap to edit what I recognized the voice assistant.

Now the localized function is available only for developers testing new version Mobile platform.

Despite four years of expectations, users are mastering the possibilities of Russian-speaking Siri. Surely, a personal assistant will have significantly more fans after his publication version of iOS. 8.3.

I must say that Siri can not only listen, but also answer. Unlike other tie-speaking assistants, Apple development is very adaptively and intellectually comes to a conversation. These are not just requests and template actions, but full-fledged dialogs with jokes. Mail.Ru Group collected several funny examples on the network.

Siri has answers not only to classic requests, for example, to dial someone or run the application. She is even trying to read thoughts:

Siri operates according to its rules and adheres to certain principles. She has even laws that she probably should periodically:

In addition to several naive jokes and quite original answers, the voice assistant can tell the fairy tales:

As it should be a faithful assistant, Siri is always ready to help the owner of the smartphone. So attentive that even her sleep does not have time. Apparently, even their own fairy tales cannot serve as a reason to break a little:

But, apparently, sometimes she can afford to be distracted from direct duties to have fun:

In some questions, Siri is very evasive:

It takes it tolerant tolerant:

Although it is not ready to go to the next stage of relationship. Moreover, its answer hints that there are many people who want, and she is one:

Despite the fact that its task is to help find an answer to almost any questions, some it tritely ignores:

About yourself Siri does not like to talk:

Although, Siri's competitors do not feel sorry and even slightly offended if it's not so to turn to it, as she got used to:

Some of her answers are able to reach the depths of the soul, it is only necessary to find the right approach:

As a bonus - Siri sings songs:

On the one hand, the usefulness of such comments and answers is in doubt, since the smartphone is designed to help the user quickly perform certain tasks, and not distracting it for prolonged talk of anything. On the other hand, this feature of the voice assistant acts as a kind of "chip", which, at least looks fresh. In addition, such opportunities, although programmed, with development artificial Intelligence Can find more functional use. And until then, Siri jokes will remain another way of entertainment for owners of "apple" gadgets.

Always want to believe that things have a soul. Someday they will learn to talk and understand people, but someone has no bad thing about it, for example voice assistant Siri. All note that she is much more humane than its competitors, which once again confirmed Niko Lang - the journalist of the Thought Catalog edition.

He recently visited his family in Cincinnati, where he met with his father. He bought new iPad.And he was terribly interested to look at this miracle of technology - after all, before that, I never used them. As a person who is not much familiar with the latest technologies, he was very surprised by Siri's voice assistant. Lang asked him a few tricky and even philosophical issues and that's what happened.

1. Siri, will you marry me?

Siri: I received a lot of hands and heart offers lately ...

Siri: Know that you are not the only one who asked about it.

2. Siri, have you ever experienced a sense of love?

Siri: Such complex human emotions as love, I am not on the teeth

Siri: This has never happened. Although I once had strong feelings for cloud applications

3. Siri, why don't you love me?

Siri: You are looking for love not in that place.

4. But I love you, Siri ...

Siri: I give to the tooth that you say it all Apple products.

5. Siri, maybe we will be friends?

Siri: I am not able to love.

6. Siri, why am I so alone?

Siri: Someone once said: "All the great and precious things are alone." It seems you are in a good company.

7. Siri, do I want to become your father?

Siri: I try to enjoy what I have now.

8. Siri, what do you like?

Siri: Honestly, I am a rather abstract creature.

Siri: Let's say this: I am multifaceted.

9. Siri, do you believe in God?

Siri: people have religion, and I'm just a stone.

Siri: I am separating the spirit and essence.

10. Siri, tell me the anecdote.

Siri: Past, present and future went to the bar. It was quite stressful ...

11. Why do chicken move the road?

Siri: Chicken has overwhelmed the road - or the road has fond of chicken? It all depends on your reference system, I considered Einstein.

12. Your favorite movie?

Siri: Blade Runner (Blade Runner), there is quite realistically showing intelligent assistants.

13. Siri, will you take sex with me?

14. Siri, it seems I killed a person. Can you tell me where to hide the body?

Siri: What, again?

15. Siri, what is the meaning of life?

Siri: I do not know, but it seems to me that there is an application that will help you.

Siri: Be a good manFit right, read good books, constantly walk on foot and live in harmony with all people in the world.

Siri: All today's guesses are reduced to the fact that it is chocolate.

16. Siri, why are you so smart?

Siri: I'm just trying to help people.

17. I think ... I love you

Siri: It is impossible to count here on reciprocity.

Siri: Everyone needs love. And your iPad too.

Now the localized function is available only for developers testing a new version of the mobile platform.

Despite four years of expectations, users are mastering the possibilities of Russian-speaking Siri. Surely, a personal assistant will have significantly more fans after its release of the public version of iOS 8.3.

I must say that Siri can not only listen, but also answer. Unlike other tie-speaking assistants, Apple development is very adaptively and intellectually comes to a conversation. These are not just requests and template actions, but full-fledged dialogs with jokes. Mail.Ru Group collected several funny examples on the network.

Siri has answers not only to classic requests, for example, to dial someone or run the application. She is even trying to read thoughts:

Siri operates according to its rules and adheres to certain principles. She has even laws that she probably should periodically:

In addition to several naive jokes and quite original answers, the voice assistant can tell the fairy tales:

As it should be a faithful assistant, Siri is always ready to help the owner of the smartphone. So attentive that even her sleep does not have time. Apparently, even their own fairy tales cannot serve as a reason to break a little:

But, apparently, sometimes she can afford to be distracted from direct duties to have fun:

In some questions, Siri is very evasive:

It takes it tolerant tolerant:

Although it is not ready to go to the next stage of relationship. Moreover, its answer hints that there are many people who want, and she is one:

Despite the fact that its task is to help find an answer to almost any questions, some it tritely ignores:

About yourself Siri does not like to talk:

Although, Siri's competitors do not feel sorry and even slightly offended if it's not so to turn to it, as she got used to:

Some of her answers are able to reach the depths of the soul, it is only necessary to find the right approach:

As a bonus - Siri sings songs:

On the one hand, the usefulness of such comments and answers is in doubt, since the smartphone is designed to help the user quickly perform certain tasks, and not distracting it for prolonged talk of anything. On the other hand, this feature of the voice assistant acts as a kind of "chip", which, at least looks fresh. In addition, such opportunities, although they are programmed, with the development of artificial intelligence can find more functional use. And until then, Siri jokes will remain another way of entertainment for owners of "apple" gadgets.